RejectedAlan Zurückgeben shuffled his feet nervously. He peeked down the flight of stairs ahead and listened to the noises coming from below, where the kitchen lay. When he heard a tinkling laughter, his stomach made a jolt. It'd been like that from the very first moment he saw those two little devils five days before. Ottoborg's twin sons were irresistible. Alan had left everything he had to travel with them, to their land, to their home. To this very place, at the landing of a staircase.Well. If Alan had come so far, he couldn't stop here. The Neverhoodian took a breath and he went down the stairs and into the kitchen. “Alan, at last!” Ottoborg greeted him. “We've been waiting for so long, we thought the soup would turn to ice before you arrived!” Alan's stomach made another twist, this time a highly unpleasant one. Embarrassed heat rose to his cheeks and he began to apologe when Caline cut in: “Otto, don't be rude. Alan's on time. It was you who came early.” Alan gave the woman a grateful smile. At least she had noticed. He wouldn't dare to show up late on the first dinner he had at the Ottoborg household. Ottoborg rubbed the back of his head and he grinned sheepishly. “That's because you've cooked such good food! You've been in the kitchen since we got back home. The smell is downright divine. Can't blame me for being impatient.” “Food, food!” the little twins cheered. Just the sight of them made Alan feel better. They were the most adorable beings Alan had ever seen and they seemed to like him just as much as he liked them. “Alright then, dinner's served!” Caline announced, picking up a large stockpot from the stove. “Take a seat, Alan,” she told the Neverhoodian as she set the pot on the table. “Um...” Thing was, Alan would love to take a seat, but he couldn't tell which seats were free for him to take. Around the table there was a large L-shaped bench and two chairs. The twins were playing on the bench while Ottoborg was sitting on one of the chairs, peeking under the lid of the stockpot curiously. He looked up to give Alan a genuinely puzzled look which gave the Neverhoodian the creeps. A memory of his dad flashed through his mind. Alan should have been used to handling this kind of weird people, but Ottoborg was just something else. Maybe it was because he came from a different world. “Alan?” Caline pulled the Hoodian out of his thoughts. “Is something the matter?” “Where should I sit?” Alan gathered the courage to ask. “Oh.” Caline seemed surprised at that question. “You can sit on the bench. Hey guys, make place,” she shooed the twins to the side. Alan sat down at the shorter end of the bench, feeling out of place. But what could he expect from the first day on a different chunk of land? He scolded himself and coaxed the twins into sitting properly while soup was being served. “Let's dig in!” Ottoborg cheered grabbing a spoon. “Wait,” Caline stopped him. Ottoborg paused with his spoon halfway to his opened mouth. Caline smiled. “First we should say our thanks for the food.” “Aw, but we never did that before,” Ottoborg protested. “Well we will do it starting now,” Caline smiled even broader. “It's a custom I learned in Smark and I think it's a very nice way to show that you value the cook's work.” “I can show that to you,” Ottoborg objected, “by eating as much as I can. And then, if that's not enough,” he put his hand under the table and Alan had the vivid impression that he was touching Caline's thigh, “I can show you I value your hard work when we're in bed.” Alan clinked his glass with a spoon loudly. “I'd like to propose a toast,” he said, hoping to distract Ottoborg. “To the lovely lady of the house, who has spent hours upon hours making a delicious meal for us all. Cheers everyone.” “Cheers,” Caline replied, blushing. “Cheese,” the twins chirped. “Cheers,” Ottoborg joined in. “Can we eat now?” Caline rolled her eyes. “Yes, we can.” “Let's dig in!” Ottoborg cheered and finally brought the spoon into his mouth. “Mmm, it's delicious!” Alan was too busy marvelling at how cute the twins looked while handling their small cutlery to start eating his own soup. Caline nudged him gently. “You won't get satiated just from watching them,” she said softly. “Ah... sorry,” Alan apologised, giving her a quick grin. Caline grinned back and she asked Ottoborg about something. Alan studied his soup briefly. Ottoborg had mentioned that it smelled great, but to be honest Alan didn't find the smell all that fantastic. He put a spoonful into his mouth and he found out that not only the smell, but also the taste was something he didn't quite appreciate. He could taste dust and mould and he wondered whether it was the recipe or some ingredients that he hadn't encountered before. He spared Ottoborg a glance. The king seemed all but in love with his soup, gulping it down as fast as he could. Then Alan noticed that Caline was looking at him. She must have wanted to know whether the new household member enjoyed her cooking. Alan put up a smile for her, swallowed and said: “It's very good.” That satisfied Caline and she began admonish the twins for dripping soup on the table. Alan scooped up another spoonful and he decided that he would just bear it with a smile. He had eaten worse things.
Unfortunately Alan's hope that the main dish would taste better proved futile. Alan couldn't understand why. Even the twins, who hadn't been too enthusiastic about the soup, clapped their hands in delight when they saw what was being served next. Alan guessed that it was their favourite dish: a roasted something with mashed potatoes and lots of some long hairy plant which Caline had called “figgis”. Both the twins and Ottoborg had lots of fun pretending that it was a sword and challenging each other to fencing battles. The fight escalated when one of the twins climbed onto the table to be a better match for Ottoborg and knocked over his glass of wine. Caline immediately scolded the little one and went to fetch a piece of cloth. Alan tried to soothe the boy as he began crying. After a while of getting nowhere, Alan noticed that the boy's “figgis” was broken in half. The crying magically disappeared when Alan offered him his own, untouched figgis.
Caline grimaced. “Yeah.” She plopped down on the edge of the bathtub and she gazed at her feet. “That's the curse of every Neverhoodian that leaves the Hood. The food, the air, the objects... nothing feels as good. I'm sure Hoborg named all these things to you while he was trying to convince you to stay there.”
“Can't do anything wrong, huh?” he whispered to himself. Then he shrugged and gathered one of the boys in his arms. The child opened his eyes sleepily and squinted at Alan. “Sshh,” Alan told him as he picked the other boy up. Having created enough space for himself, he climbed onto the sofa and lied down, resting the twins against both his sides. The boys snuggled into his shirt, snaking their little arms over his belly to hold each other's hand. Alan found that incredibly adorable, which was the last thing on his mind before he realised how tired he was and he swiftly fell asleep.
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