Epic Rapping Don of History

“When I apply my battle theory, mind are relatively blown! So take a seat Steve – oop, I see you brought your own!”
“Donnie?”
“What’s with your voice? I can’t frickin tell.”
“Donnie my brother, what the shell are you doing?”
“You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell!”
“Leo! What’s Don doing?”
“I’ll school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford!”
“What is it Mike?”
“All your fans will be like, um, that was Hawk-ward.’
“Donnie’s doing some real weird stuff! I think he’s rapping!”
“I’m as dope as two rappers, you better be scared!”
“He’s what?!”
“Cause that means Albert E equals M C squaaared!”
“Oh my God, he’s high on caffeine again!”
“Yoooouuuuu’ve...”
“What will we do with him?”
“...got no idea what you’re messing with here boy!”
“Strap him down. Quickly.”
“I got 12 inch rims on my chair, that’s how I roll y’all.”
“What with? Oh shell look, he’s bleeding!”
“You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll!”
“I see it! Our belts, hurry!”
“I’ll be stretching out the thyme like gravity stretches time.”
“Help me hold him down!”
“When you try to put your little p-brain against this kind of mind!”
“Ow! He hit me on the head!”
“I’m the best!”
“I said help me hold him – yeow!”
“I’m the Snoop Dogg of science!”
“Donnie, no!”
“I’ll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants!”
“Ow! No! Donnie! No! Leo help!”
“I’m the giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on if you could stand!”
“Donatello stop it! Don!”
“I’ll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand!”
“That hurts! Donnie!”
“You can’t destroy matter or me – for serious!”
“Not on the table!”
“Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was!”
“Augh! G-God!”
“There are 10 million million...”
“Donatello get off of him at once!”
“...million million...”
“Leo – ack – stop him!”
“...million million...”
“I can’t, he’s too frantic!”
“...million million...”
“He keeps banging his head about – ow!”
“...million particles in the universe that we can observe.”
“Stop Donnie, please! Ow!”
“Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!”
“No – don’t – don’t-!!”
“You wanna bring the heat with the mushrooms clouds you’re making!”
“My Battle Nexus Championship trophy!”
“I’m about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan!”
“How could you?!”
“And while it’s true that my work is based on you...”
“Monster! O-ow!”
“I’m a super computer, you’re like a TI-82 - oooh!”

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