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“Ecce homo!” exclaimed Donatello. April focused her eyes on his green face and passed out. “What’s this? Um, sorry,” he smiled at the scenarists. “Who is this?”
“I found it,” Michelangelo began, but Raffael hit him over the head with a script. “Sorry, I found her in the sewer.”
“And why are you lugging it along? Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I don’t know what’s got into me!” Don shielded himself from the script.
“I have an idea about that,” smirked Leonardo and immediately covered his mouth. “I’m sorry!”
“Damn, is it so hard?” Raphael threw up his hands.
“But Raph honestly, this script’s stupid!” Michelangelo defended himself. “Completely OOC!”
“What is oh oh see?” asked Leonardo in confusion.
“That’s an abbreviation, out of character,” explained Donatello. “It means against personality.”
“The script is made-to-measure!” Raphael chafed. “Our personalities are formed by this script! We can’t want to turn off its course, that would mean that – ah! – we aren’t the TMNT!”
A petrified silence fell.
“But…” Donatello raised his eyeridges, “we aren’t the TMNT. We are teenage mutant ninja turtles. There’s a difference.”
“In that case tell me,” snapped Raphael, “what difference is there, other than one of them is an acronym of the latter?”
“Well a big one,” nodded Donatello. “For example we look different.”
“True,” seconded Leonardo. “Do you remember those cute initials on belt buckles?”
“No,” answered Michelangelo, bewildered.
“How’s that?” frowned Leonardo mildly.
“That was in another script!” erupted Raphael. “Don’t rake over the coals now.”
“I think,” declared Michelangelo, “that I’ve got the wrong script.”
“Bullshit,” retorted Raphael. “Show me. See, episode 1, season 1! That’s correct, so what are you blathering about? What have you got here? ‘Can we keep her?’ There you go, read it.”
“But I didn’t botch it up, it was Donnie who started babbling something about homos,” Michelangelo crossed his arms over his chest.
“I was saying ecce homo, that means behold human,” slightly aggrieved Donatello clarified. “I was trying to advert to my sophistication and knowledge of foreign tongues at the same time.”
“Mine for instant,” Leonardo couldn’t help it.
“Everybody go fuck yourself!” screamed Raphael, flinging the script to the ground and making off.
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