He's Leo, for Shell's Sake

With Leo, you have to achieve balance.

Push too much and he’ll retaliate. Push too little and he’ll take total control. That is if you push the right way.

Of course, there are infinitely more ways to push wrong. In that case…

If you push too much, he’ll withdraw. Sometimes scared, sometimes disgusted (he’s still so traditional, it’s sweet and annoying at the same time) but never letting it show. He just pulls back and maybe says “Sorry, not tonight” and there he goes. And if you push too little, he will pretend nothing’s happening.

There are many ways to push Leo.

You need to push him because he won’t do it himself.

Ohh no, he was taught to keep to himself, he’ll never say what and if at all he wants anything. You have to push to get all those things out.

There are also many things that Leo keeps from us. We never got to know that he likes playing in the water before we found out by total accident.

I swear, he doesn’t even masturbate. I tried following him once –

- me too –

- me too, actually –

- and he didn’t do anything. I checked him for weeks, but he never once raised a hand to himself.

In a way, it’s scary.

But that’s what we’re here for, for getting those things out of him.

Because Leo can be dark. Oh yes, on many occasions I saw that if stimulated in just the right way, he’ll go darker than you’d ever imagine.

He once tied me up. I almost freaked out and he went apologising and never did it again.

I like it when he ties me up.

He tried to do it to me, too.

Did he succeed?

…Yes.

See? Leo’s like a bomb with a reversed code sequence. If you get it right, he’ll explode.

And the good thing is, there are more sequences. But they all have things in common.

For example, you mustn’t mention anything concerning bushido, ninjutsu or, God help us, master Splinter.

Master Splinter is one big turn off for him.

He just hasn’t coped yet.

I don’t think he ever will.

You’ve got to be gentle and rough at the same time. You have to know what exactly makes him tick and rub only at the right places.

If you can do that, and I believe we’ve got a lot of time to figure it out, you get one horny turtle.

Seriously, when Leo’s hot, nothing can stand in his way.

If you manage it that far, you have to be cautious. He’s able to do anything. Really anything.

That’s because a part of making him needy involves letting him know that whatever he does, we won’t think ill of him.

It’s kind of a double-edge, ‘cause while we won’t think ill of him, we still would sometimes prefer if he went around a little less rough.

It’s our own fault, however.

I’m not saying it isn’t. It’s just that… you know. He’s Leo, for shell’s sake.

Yeah...

Yeah.

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